CRIMSON CRIED! Sororities at the University of Alabama Reject Man, Make Him Sad
Stop the Presses - 19 August 2022
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Poor Grant Sikes! (See photo.) All he wanted to do was be one of the girls. You know, lounge around half-naked, skip classes, pillow fight maybe. For some reason, however, not a single one of the sororities on c…
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