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Dear Maine Democrats, Please Nominate Ashley Webb To Replace Graham Platner

Look in the mirror and see what other people see

Ashley J. Webb is the author of the self-published memoir I Am Ashley. He has self-produced four albums. Twice a candidate for the New Hampshire State House in 2012 and 2020, Webb has never had significant donors in any of his various vanity campaigns.

He is running to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic Party nominee for the state’s US Senate seat currently held by Republican Susan Collins. He put himself forward and stands above the rest, literally. He is actually the tallest of the candidates on the News Center Maine “Voice the Voter” debate stage.

I genuinely hope that Maine Democrats see fit to make this man their nominee. “I’m just an angry citizen now, and if I got elected, I’d be an angry Senator”, he says, which describes the current-day Democratic Party at large. I believe in representation, you see. Democrats are uniformly supportive of all things transgender. Surely if this man can identify as a woman, he can identify as a Senator, too.

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Webb claims to be intersex as well as transgender. I don’t believe him. I also don’t believe Democrats when they say they really believe this man is a woman. They know he is not. Lying about that is required to be a Democrat, however, which means the party is already seen as Ashley Webb by half the country. He might as well be its national face, at this point. And let’s be honest, if it was this guy or Susan Collins, the Democrats of Maine would vote for this guy.

Webb would make a perfect Democratic nominee for anything, mumu dress and all. He is what every Democrat looks like when they talk about the totalizing demands of gender identity as if they were an objective moral good. “What’s going on with ICE?” he asks. Viewers wonder what is going on with his evident boundary issues. Perfect. 10/10, no notes.

Webb has two albums titled Out Of The Closet: Killing Them Softly With Her Vibes and Out Of The Closet: Rage Against The System. A brief pass through his YouTube channel reveals an AI “assisted” songwriter working in eclectic styles to produce pedantic lyrics in voices that are clearly not his own.

Something else is unsettling about Webb. It’s not the lazy eye, but the vacancy in his eyes. Looking at him makes me think of James Shupe, the world’s first ‘nonbinary’ person, who took his own life after a long battle with autogynephilia. Shupe did not belong in women’s restrooms, and neither does Webb.

Paige Ashley Loud, the actual woman standing second from the left on the debate stage, is a social worker with a master’s degree from the University of Maine. She emphasizes affordable housing, universal healthcare, food access, and support for working families as well as rural communities. A member of the Cherokee Nation, a renter, and a first-generation college graduate, Loud is the perfect intersectional candidate.

Democrats were disappointed that Graham Platner turned out to be a rapey sort of guy. They have a chance to redeem themselves by running a woman. Ashley Webb, however, is the superior ‘woman’ because he has had to ‘become’ a woman rather than being born female, like Paige Loud, who has cisprivilege. This is how transgender ideology works, Maine Democrats. I don’t make the rules.

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