Helpful Men Eagerly Explain Lesbianing

Stop the Presses - 29 August 2022

Lesbians were kicked out of a pride event in Cardiff, Wales this weekend for the crime of not liking penis. Lucky for them, lots of men were around to scream abuse, gibber nonsense about “inclusion,” and educate them in proper lesbianing. A team of police showed up to remove the hateful bigots from the event so that the men could resume patting themselves on the back for breaking the gender binary. Who knew that “the right side of history” was just misogyny as old as the hills? Other than absolutely anyone who has paid any attention at all, who knew?