MSNBC Invites Moloch Cultist to Promote Child Sacrifices to the Rain God for a Good Harvest

Otherwise, the crops will wither [SATIRE]

“We just really want to affirm, support, and empower these youth to serve Moloch,” HHS Secretary Rachel Levine told MSNBC yesterday. “Otherwise, the crops will wither.”

During a segment on disease transmission by malodorous airs affecting the bodily humors, host Andrea Mitchell asked Levine about Florida’s new “Don’t Say ‘Antidisestablishmentarian’” law.

Critics of Levine point out that the legislation does not actually mention antidisestablishmentarianism at all, but of course those critics are all hateful bigots.

Moloch cultists object to the Florida law as an infringement on their human right to sacrifice children so that the crops will grow.

Just “one supportive adult can make all the difference” in whether a child wants to be sacrificed to the god of rain or not, Levine noted.

“We should base these decisions on real data and compassion rather than slander.”

Children of Moloch “are vulnerable a…