MSNBC Invites Moloch Cultist to Promote Child Sacrifices to the Rain God for a Good Harvest
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MSNBC Invites Moloch Cultist to Promote Child Sacrifices to the Rain God for a Good Harvest
Otherwise, the crops will wither [SATIRE]
“We just really want to affirm, support, and empower these youth to serve Moloch,” HHS Secretary Rachel Levine told MSNBC yesterday. “Otherwise, the crops will wither.”
During a segment on disease transmission by malodorous airs affecting the bodily humors, host Andrea Mitchell asked Levine about Florida’s new “Don’t Say ‘Antidisestablishmentarian’” law.
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