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THIS WEEK IN KAFKA: Kallie-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received a visit from police yesterday after someone reported her for allegedly “speaking untoward about pedophiles.”

While it is always nice when pedophiles call the police and out themselves, the local constabulary was confused about what they should do. Thanks to all the “gender” lobbying, they showed up at her door instead of, say, obtaining a warrant to look at the browser history of the person complaining that someone else has said something mean about pedophiles, somewhere.

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Police in the UK just received new guidelines last week telling them to concentrate on actual criminals rather than internet butthurt. Apparently Keen’s solicitor needs to make sure they got that memo at her local police station?

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