Stop the Presses - 25 July 2022
Stop the Presses - 25 July 2022
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THIS WEEK IN KAFKA: Kallie-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received a visit from police yesterday after someone reported her for allegedly “speaking untoward about pedophiles.”
While it is always nice when pedophiles call the police and out themselves, the local constabulary was confused about what they should do. Thanks to all the “gender” lobbying, they showed up at her door instead of, say, obtaining a warrant to look at the browser history of the person complaining that someone else has said something mean about pedophiles, somewhere.
Police in the UK just received new guidelines last week telling them to concentrate on actual criminals rather than internet butthurt. Apparently Keen’s solicitor needs to make sure they got that memo at her local police station?
RAINBOW DRUG PUSHER: Who could have guessed that the Trevor Project would have a drug peddler for a CEO? Yes, an organization which seems to exist for no greater purpose anymore than obfuscating public discussion of “trans suicide” “statistics,” redefining all questions about “trans identities” as “conversion therapy,” is headed by a man willing to help gloss over the devastation of an addictive drug for profit. Just add rainbows and free hormones at Planned Parenthood, and it all makes sense, doesn’t it?
We could not make this up if we tried:
Besides helping McKinsey compete for Purdue’s crisis response business, Paley collaborated with Purdue executives over a period of four or five weeks on a strategic 10-year plan to boost the sales of opioids and other Purdue products. Later, as McKinsey competed to handle data analysis for Purdue, his team suggested ways to use data to support Purdue’s sales goals and undermine its critics.
Read it at Huffington Post quickly, before they realize this reporting is “transphobia” and take the story down.
GO WOKE, GO BROKE: Sheldon Mills, “a frontrunner to become chief executive of the Competition and Markets Authority” in the UK, is being blocked by Conservative MPs over his support of Stonewall’s “Diversity Champions” scheme.
Although their underlying motivations seem to be about overzealous anti-trust actions in the CMA, it was Stonewall tweeting this weekend that we can trust 2-year olds when they claim to have magical, mystical “gender identities” which prompted this.
Pushback to Genderism gibberish is coming as career consequences and we approve.
FOUND ITEMS: A group of “transgender, nonbinary, and gender-nonconforming” veterinarians is demanding “freedom from explanation, right to advocacy, and freedom from gender affirmation timelines,” which is a very fancy way of saying that the well-being of your pets is now a secondary issue to your lack of unquestioning obedience and participation in the cosplay.
THIS IS, OF COURSE, INSANE: Click the tweet and dive the thread if you dare. Monkeypox and bathhouses, an issue with disturbing resonance to the AIDS crisis, has metastasized into the weirdest new gender goober conspiracy theory out there. Get ready for the mass murders to begin! Any minute now! Because…some weird shit!
It’s like Alex Jones in lipstick and a wig:
EASY LISTENING: Clive Simpson has a few things to say about the new conversion therapy and fake suicide statistics, none of them good.
EASY READING: Dennis Kavanaugh has nothing nice to say about Stonewall, either:
A DOSE OF ZEN: Tatsuya Ishida nails it.
See you again, and all too soon, because we all live in a crazy-world now.