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This Man Wants To Groom British Children For Polyamorous Adult Behavior

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This Man Wants To Groom British Children For Polyamorous Adult Behavior

And the Tate is going to help him

Matt Osborne
Jan 12
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This Man Wants To Groom British Children For Polyamorous Adult Behavior

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Aida H. Dee (pictured, from his Twitter) is a British cross-dressing man. His New Year’s goal of reading stories to children on the BBC appears to be in reach.

According to the Tate Britain website, Mr. Dee, “an ADHD, neurodivergent, queer hero of literature, theatre, and children's entertainment” is scheduled to read “fabulous stories in an exciting storytime show” for children of all ages next month.

As “the first drag artist in Europe to read stories to children in a nursery,” Dee will be making history.

And also teaching the kids about polyamory, which is the lifestyle where adult people have all the sex they want with other consenting adult people.

Children definitely need to know about consenting adult people having lots and lots of sex with each other, Dee says.

See? It’s right there on the cover of his book. His book for children. Dude wrote this book, on purpose, for children to read, over and over again, as kids will do.

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Aida H Dee The Storytime Drag Queen @AidaHDeeDrag
I am excited to announce the release of my newest book, "My First Pride." Follow the journey of a young person as they discover and celebrate their identity in this heartwarming story, sure to inspire readers of all ages. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Find out more: dragqueenstoryhour.co.uk/mailing-list
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The first small flag on the left of the book cover is the polyamory flag. Here is a closer look, though with some lost image quality.

Below is a graphic of the polyamory flag, designed in 1995 by a Mr. Jim Evans. You can read more about the origins of this crime against vexillology here.

What matters is that your kids need to hear all about polyamory, otherwise the terrorists win.

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Evans was an early indicator that the fusion of L and G would not be the end-state of this emerging new sector of human rights organizing. Bisexuals were only added later, after some controversy, giving us the LGB.

And then real money began to flow in, and so things changed again. Further alphabetical expansion has followed, and of course all sorts of freak flags have come flying along, so many that mathematical and keyboard symbols are becoming necessary to include them all in the acronym: LGBTQIAZRKHI++!@emoji

And you will include them all, peasant, because they are all valid. And profitable. A whole generation has been groomed into rainbow-triggered spending. Capitalism is saved, hooray!

The flag of polyamory, insert pre-unfunny Eddie Izzard joke here

Remember “queer nation”? Now there are many nations. All united. As one. Against J.K. Rowling, because she is so mean for telling them to grow up and stop believing in magic.

Parents planning to take their children to this event are probably expecting Mr. Dee to wear a fabulous costume. Lucky for them, we have a preview!

Graham Linehan covered Mr. Dee almost a year ago after the BBC gave him glowing coverage for “combating hate” as a drag queen story hour performer.

Linehan noticed that Dee was photographed for the story, and at other drag shows, wearing this same outfit.

You see, it’s very important that when Mr. Aida Dee is telling the children about all those consenting adult people fucking each other, we get to see how happy it makes him.

Otherwise, democracy will die in darkness, and racism will murder the climate. Everyone knows that. Your kids know! Their teachers have told them already. Get with the program, olds, and stop all hate.

Your cultural overlords at the Tate understand. They understand perfectly. They are down with the program. Polyamory for kids, it’s the new human rights cause.

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