Wear A Jockstrap While You Cry Jesus's Name

Sanctify your next Senate meeting room anal sex video

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According to his bio, Brian Murphy, co-founder of Queer Theology, is a “a Jewish queer sacred storyteller who works as an activist, educator, and certified life & relationship coach.” Yesterday, Murphy shared his sacred anal sex underwear with the world via Instagram. (Video possibly NSFW/L).

As seen in the screenshot above, Murphy is entirely serious about sanctifying his openness to random phallic penetration. Emphasis mine:

There’s a reason why just about every spiritual and religious tradition has distinctive garments of some sort. Because what we put on our bodies reflects who we are.

As queer people, we deserve physical reminders that we are holy too. That’s why I started wearing jockstraps (almost) daily as a spiritual practice.

Jockstraps are kinda A Thing in the queer male community. They’re worn during sex sometimes. There are “jockstrap happy hours” at gay bars like The Eagle. They’re seen in sexy photoshoots. Some queer men wear them regu…