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What Did Scott Nunn Know About Jordan Gray Visiting Schools And When Did He Know It?
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What Did Scott Nunn Know About Jordan Gray Visiting Schools And When Did He Know It?

Or, the case of the penis that wasn't missing

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Matt Osborne
Feb 28, 2023
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Remember Jordan Gray? Of course you do. He’s the silly man with silicone boobs who stripped naked on Friday Night Live, the storied British comedy show, to sing a song and play the piano with his penis.

According to Pink News and Google algorithms, this display of the “trans body” was important, even historic. For the charity Educate & Celebrate, however, it was pure embarrassment. Nonprofits that work in schools are normally leery of naked men, even naked men named Jordan, or Nancy, or Susan.

Under public pressure, they “removed Jordan Gray as a patron” the following week. “As far as the charity are aware, Jordan Gray has never gone into schools and the charity have never requested Jordan carry out work for or on behalf of Educate & Celebrate, either in a voluntary or paid capacity,” the trustees announced.

Of course, this turned out to be a flagrant lie. Gray had told interviewers about his work for the charity in schools. Video of Gray speaking in schools emerged. Educate & Celebra…

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