Drew Barrymore Puts American Women Back In Their Proper Place At The Feet Of A Man

Because 'trans' is a male rights movement

Because her talent has never lived up to her birthright as Hollywood royalty, actress Drew Barrymore was perfect in the role of Dylan Mulvaney’s support human, passing the baton to a new generation of self-made gender royalty.

Wearing trousers and a suit coat, Barrymore knelt before the male influencer as the supplicant, “queering” the visual tableau of a submissive female stoking a man’s ego. Even the set background of Barrymore’s show, evoking the Mad Men aesthetic of a corporate office, was perfect. The patriarchy has been restored to us, ladies. Rejoice.